Thursday, April 14, 2011
This is the blog post version of that drink. It's the post you write when you're meant to be writing something else. Something that really needs to be written. Something that's due tomorrow.
It's a poor substitute for the real thing, but if I don't tell you my secret and I pretend to savour my post well, maybe I'll get away with it. Right up until the point where you try to steal my post, realise that it's fake and wonder why I've been pretending to be drunk on words for the past two hours. Awkward.
Anyhoo, here's cheers!